tri islas medas /2 vacas

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Enra, la compañía japonesa que combina la danza, la tecnología, y la luz en piezas inolvidables de arte.
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Nadar en las Islas Medes y disfrutar de la MTB por los parajes naturales de la Costa Brava ¡Es posible!

8 de Junio llega el VI Triathlon Trail Medes-Montgri, una cita espectacular que este año celebrará su cuarta edición teniendo el acceso limitado a la prueba a solamente 200 participantes debido a su particular formato.De este modo la prueba comenzará en las propias Islas Medes, los triatletas serán trasladados con el barco NAUTILUS desde el Puerto Náutico de l´Estartit al parque natural de las Islas Medes, donde se dará la salida.Un total de 1.800 metros lineales por esta espectacular costa catalana serán los que tengan que recorrer para llegar a la playa y hacer su transición para continuar con 24 km en el segmento mtb.

Un recorrido de 24 km totalmente circulable por diferentes parajes naturales típicos de la zona de Emporad y de dificultad media –alta recorrerán los triatletas en un zona totalmente balizada para finalizar con 13 km de carrera a pie por el parque natural del Montgrí donde también se encontrará la línea de meta de este espectacular TRIATLON TRAIL MEDES-MONTGRI.

Solamente quedan 10 días para que tenga lugar este evento, una oportunidad única de poder llegar hasta esta espectacular Isla y descubrir los paisajes del parque natural del Montgri haciendo lo que más te gusta.Más información: hhttp://www.100x100half.com/medes/

http://www.eleconomista.es/blogs/bikeandbici/triatlon-islas-medes/





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Prof. Dr. Gerald Hüther
TWO COWS ~{Matthias Varga}

SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
You give one to your neighbour

COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk

FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk

NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you

BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then
throws the milk away

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy
grows.
You sell them and retire on the income

ROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.The public then buys your bull.

SURREALISM
You have two giraffes.
The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.

A GREEK CORPORATION
You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores, feed sheds,dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.You still only have two cows.

A FRENCH CORPORATION
You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows,
but you don't know where they are.You decide to have lunch.

A SWISS CORPORATION
You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.

AN INDIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
You worship them.

A BRITISH CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Both are mad.

AN IRAQI CORPORATION
Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows.
Business seems pretty good.You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION
You have two cows.
The one on the left looks very attractive...